I’ll Go To Bat As A Professional Reference For This Crazy Lady Who Plotted A Diabolical Inception-esque Frame Job

Posted: January 17, 2017 in Uncategorized

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(Source) – A California woman accused of impersonating her ex-boyfriend’s new wife inCraigslist “rape-fantasy” ads has been exonerated, after spending nearly four months in jail for a crime she never committed, authorities say. Orange County prosecutors say 30-year-old Michelle Hadley was framed. Now they’ve charged the wife who falsely accused her with a slew of felonies, including 22 counts of falsely reporting a crime to Anaheim police. Angela Maria Diaz, 31, faces kidnapping, false-imprisonment, and forgery charges in connection to the elaborate setup. She was also charged with one count of perjury for lying in a petition for a restraining order against Hadley. Diaz was arrested in Phoenix last week and will be extradited to California, prosecutors said Monday. If convicted, she faces as much as 12 years and eight months in a state prison, and 11 years in a county jail. “When a person who’s committed a crime gets arrested and charged, that’s a bad day. But when someone who’s innocent gets arrested and charged with a crime, that’s not just a bad day. It’s a nightmare.” Hadley was first arrested in June 2016, when police accused her of violating a restraining order obtained by Diaz, who also goes by the name Angela Connell. Back then, Hadley was released on $100,000 bail. But cops cuffed Hadley again in July, after police claimed she was posing as Diaz in Craigslist ads soliciting “rape fantasies.” She was held on $1 million bond. But authorities would soon learn that Diaz was sending herself the threatening emails, which included links to graphic images of dead and decapitated human beings, as well as aborted fetuses, Rackauckas said. Hadley was finally released from jail in October, when prosecutors were already reexamining Diaz’s accusations.

If you want to read the full article, I highly recommend it. There are a lot of moving parts to this story, but it’s really some wild, wild stuff. I’ll do my best summation below…

  • GIRL 1 (Michelle Hadley) is the ex-girlfriend of John Doe.
  • GIRL 2 (Angelina Diaz) is the current girlfriend of John Doe.
  • GIRL 2 accused GIRL 1 of posing as GIRL 2 on Craigslist and soliciting ads for rape fantasies.
  • GIRL 1 spends 4 months in jail for this.
  • Turns out, GIRL 2 was actually the one posing as GIRL 2, posing as GIRL 1. So GIRL 2 was in fact, posing as herself.

The term diabolical gets thrown around a lot these days, and most of it is hyperbole. But this plot concocted in the brain of Angelina Diaz is 100% DIABOLICAL. This is some next-level psycho stuff we’re witnessing. Posing as someone who is posing to be you? Wow. You know how sometimes people who run public social media accounts will forget to switch out of that account and tweet something as if it’s from their personal account? It’s a fairly common mistake these days. So how the hell did Angelina Diaz manage everything in her plan? With all of the different emails, craigslist posts, interactions with psychos, and pictures of aborted fetuses, you’d think she would slip up at some point and send an email to the wrong person, completely blowing her cover. But Angelina Diaz is not your ordinary, run of the mill rape-fantasy catfisher.

While I fully support her going to jail for this, I do think she demonstrated quality ambition and execution in this endeavor. We all hear about how hard it is for former convicts to get work when they’re out of prison. Well, I’d like to give my personal recommendation in support of Ms. Diaz to any future perspective employer. Angelina Diaz has shown that she is a self-starter, and someone who will not hesitate to take the lead on projects. She’s an ideas person. Someone who is constantly pushing the boundaries of what can and can’t be done. She has experience in the most cutting-edge technologies, and can juggle multiple tasks at once. Her research skills are top notch, and she always goes the extra mile to include every last detail that will help her project. Ms. Diaz is also experienced in consumer-facing positions, where she will go the distance to achieve customer satisfaction no matter what the client desires.

For real though. She’s got everything you look for in a good worker, you know, besides her sanity. But sometimes you need a wildcard at your company to stir things up when they get too stagnant. Always Sunny has Charlie, the Bulls had Dennis Rodman, Reservoir Dogs had Mr. Blonde, and “insert company name here” NEEDS Angelina Diaz. Life and business are about taking chances. Angelina Diaz knows that, and that’s why you should hire her.

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