The Lindsay Lohan Story Might Be Nearing An End As She Converts To Islam

Posted: January 16, 2017 in Uncategorized

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(Source) – Members of the Muslim faith are welcoming Lindsay Lohan to Islam after the actress deleted her Instagram account and changed her bio on the social media site. Over the weekend, Lohan got rid of every photo on her Instagram page, leaving nothing but her profile picture and a bio that now reads: ‘Alaikum salam.’ The Arabic greeting translates to ‘and unto you peace,’ and many took it mean that Lohan was converting to the Muslim faith. ‘Im so happy that lindsay lohan found Islam. may Allah guide her and bless her,’ wrote one young woman on Twitter. Another posted on her account: ‘I heard that Lindsay Lohan converted to Islam? If its true, alhamdulillah. God has shown her the right path to now follow. Lohan has not revealed however if she is in fact converting to the faith, and a rep for the actress did not respond to a request for comment from DailyMail.com. 

Annnnd we’re finally coming full circle on the Lindsay Lohan epic. January 2017. A landmark event in the Lohan timeline, where she announces her conversion to Islam by erasing all of the pictures on her Instagram and starting over. I do wonder if she realizes that everything about her life has an eternal shelf-life in the ethers of the web. But either way, it’s more important that she truly believes a new Instagram means a new you. If only more people adapted that mindset, we could finally progress forward with many of the issues that plague this country. Oh you said a few risky racial slurs on Twitter? No problem. Erase your account and start over. Turn the page on that part of your life. New Twitter, new you. You definitely don’t harbor any of those feelings that you made public 15 minutes ago.

It’s been a quiet couple of years for Lindsay Lohan. After a string of drunk driving arrests in 2013 she kind of fell off the grid. Her run of dominance as THE Hollywood Party Girl was truly a thing of greatness. New up and comers like Miley Cyrus have Ms. Lohan to thank for making drunken debauchery and sexual promiscuity acceptable in the social media age. In her prime, it felt like we were getting a new tall tale about Lohan’s weekend dropping every Monday. Some great quotes include, “I’ve done coke maybe four or five times in my life,” and “I’ve never been a big drinker.” Lol.

But if this is for real, and we’re officially done with the crazy, sometimes sexy, always scary Lindsay Lohan, I wanted to throw a quick tribute to her. Many of the youngins might not know it, but at one time she was legitimately in the conversation for hottest celebrity. She has a grade-A rack and gave gingers the hope they needed in a time where they were being persecuted and accused of not having souls.

So here’s to Lindsay Lohan, one of the all time greats and a first ballot Hall of Famer.

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