Happy 50th Birthday John Stamos!

Posted: August 19, 2013 in Movies, Music

Have mercy! Can’t believe it’s the big 5-0 for this ageless freak. He’s right up there with the likes of Clooney, Timberlake and Jeter as top guys to trade lives with. Ass crushing machine who can’t stop won’t stop until the memories of Aunt Becky slowly fade away. I mean, he’s gotta be in every chicks top 3 over 40 right? Clooney and Stamos are just in legendary classes of their own. He’s the only guy who is on a level of cool where he can answer the phone with “Talk to me.” John Stamos…so hot forever. John Stamos.

Just know this is what your girlfriend/wife thinks about while you’re stabbing her vagina with your limp noodle…


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