Posted: August 12, 2013 in Random Thought


(TMZ) Riff Raff just learned Southern hospitality only goes so far … he was arrested early Sunday morning in North Carolina after cops found drugs in his car. The rapper was tooling around Greensboro at around 2:30 AM and bizarrely stopped in the middle of traffic to talk to a bunch of pedestrians … and if we know our Riff Raff, we’re guessing he was pimpin’ it. Cops approached the vehicle and say they saw an open container of alcohol, which then triggered a full-blown search of the vehicle.  That’s when police say they found weed and some sort of powerful narcotic, along with drug paraphernalia.

Everybody say an internet prayer for Riff Raff. Honestly, I think following this dude with a camera for a night on the town would be the best, most important contribution I could ever make to society with my time on Earth. Me and him would take ass crushing to new levels. We could call ourselves “5D: the Dynamic Duo of Dick Dog Distribution.” Only problem is the type of clothes I wear are totally middle of the mall shit. Fuck it. What do you say, Riff? Wanna be bros?

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