Nobody Actually Believes That Chris Brown’s “Seizure” Was Real, Right?

Posted: August 12, 2013 in Music, Random Thought

PR 101, people. Chris Brown has been steadily rising up the ranks as the most hated celebrity for a couple years now. What’s the easiest way to get the haters to lay off and start sending their #prayersforchrisbrown? Fake a mild seizure in a private recording studio and claim that it was “stress related.” Aw poor baby Chrissy doesn’t like being the bad guy. Everyone’s a big meanie calling him names on Twitter. Boom. Stress related-seizure. Problem solved. Now he’s got about three months to “recover” until his next inevitable domestic abuse charge. You’re a women-beater, Chris. Let’s see you transform out of that rep. Just remember one thing Chris…

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