Do These Look Like The Faces Of Two 19 Year Olds With A Rather Ingenious Robbery Plan?

Posted: August 12, 2013 in Random Thought

(Huff Po) Guys, if you’re looking for love online, here’s a tip: Be very suspicious if your prospective date asks you to show up with lots of cash. That was the alleged M.O. used by a trio of Bay Area teens who are accused of trolling the social network looking for “dates” and then robbing the guys when it was time to meet. The trio posed as a young woman whose fantasy was to have sex while rolling around in cold hard cash, Mountain View Patch reported. Police in Mountain View, Calif., arrested Nazario Cruz and Jose Urias, both 19, along with a female juvenile on Thursday for alleged robbery. When the victims would arrive at the designated meeting spot with cash in hand, police say the suspects — one of whom was armed — would rob them, NBC Bay Area reported. Three robberies have been confirmed so far, but police are hoping others will come forward, according to One of the victims allegedly stole $2,000 in cash from his job in order to roll around with the fictitious woman, CBS San Francisco reported. He has since been fired. Police had been working on the case since May and finally traced the suspects’ locations using communications sent between the robbers and their victims, according to

I guess the old saying, “Don’t judge a book by it’s cover,” definitely applies here. Because I sure as hell would have guessed that these were two of the dumbest books in the library. But I would have been wrong, because these two hombres came up with one of the more original and inventive ideas for robbery that I’ve ever heard. Combining online casual encounters with robbery is something out of the Danny Ocean handbook, because you KNOW there’s gonna be a few desperate bastards out there who’ll fall for it. “I want to have sex while rolling around in cash.” It’s so plausible that a chick would want to do that. It’s really the true genius of it. I guess they messed up when they got attached to their idea and started to think they were untouchable. That’s the mistake a lot of criminals make. They have a good idea but they use it one too many times. You gotta treat robbery like sex with a crazy chick. Hit it and quit it. Because the longer you hang around, the more likely you are to get caught and rung in.

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