Drunk Guy Has A Sobriety Test For The Ages

Posted: August 9, 2013 in Random Thought


Perfect. When you’re a piss drunk, overweight white guy in the southern United States, this is really the only move during a sobriety test. Give up all hope, dance around and try to make the cops laugh. You may get lucky and find the one cop who’s feeling generous that night and gives you a ride home. I mean, this guy had it all. Pageantry, stage presence, dance moves. He even motor-boated twice! That’s just plain awesome. I’m not condoning drunk driving, but if you get pulled over and you know you’re gonna fail the sobriety test, remember this video.

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