I haven’t chimed in on this Carlos Danger/Anthony Weiner situation yet because honestly, I could give two shits that this dude likes to text dick pics to girls that aren’t his wife. Whatever bro. Do you. But his little sexting partner Sydney Leathers? This bitch has tickled my angry nerve. She’s going on Howard Stern and giving tell-all interviews about what Carlos Danger fantasizes about, strutting that gross body and face around on the beach like she’s some sort of model, and potentially doing porn. If you’re down to do porn, you’re a slut. Plain and simple. I don’t care how different your personality is outside of porn. I’ve never met a chick who considers doing porn who isn’t a total slut to begin with. So let’s clear that up. You, Sydney Leathers, are a slut. A gross one to be exact. Seriously, this…in a porno…?
I believe the great cold-pop drinker Sweet Brown said it best, “Ain’t nobody got time for that!”
Like, I get what you’re trying to do here. You see a chance to have your 15 minutes of fame. So you’re going all in. Interviews, photo shoots, porn, the whole shabangabang. But you suck. There’s something about your face that makes me angry. I think it’s the fact that you’re literally a fat slut who is hitting a man when he’s down. That shit’s for the birds. You’re getting pleasure off another man’s pain. Danger Weiner over there has had enough. Like, people know what he’s about. He’s not gonna win the race. He’s the laughing stock of the country. You don’t have to humiliate the guy even more with weirdo fantasies that YOU participated in. That’s what I don’t get with what she’s trying to do. It’s like, uhhh don’t act like he’s the weird one when you were doing the same shit, ho. Get out of my face with this shit. Sydney Leathers: Sheisty Bitch #1 right now.
But in all seriousness, why Anthony Weiner hasn’t dropped out of the race is beyond me. Bro, you’re not gonna win. The longer you stay in the race the more shit’s gonna hit the fan. Just hold one press conference to announce you dropping out and address anything that anyone wants to hear. Then, slip quietly into the night, never to be seen or heard from again. People respect truth, especially when it involves chicks, dicks, and sexts.