Enterprise Now Offering Blow Jobs When They Pick You Up

Posted: July 31, 2013 in Random Thought

(Just to be clear, the blurred out word is “cock sucking”)

“Enterprise: We’ll pick you up and suck your cock.”

I love stories like these. I can just picture Milton from Office Space getting pushed around for years and years while in his little dungeon cubicle writing print ads for Enterprise. Finally one day he snaps, but instead of burning down the office building he offers up a free blowie to anyone who rents a car. Like, it’s really not a big deal but it’s funny because he knows he did it. Kicks his feet up on his desk, puts his hands behind his head like “Oh yeah. That’s right. I did that.” It’s pretty much the sweetest day of his life until he gets fired in a few hours. But he’ll always have that one moment of glory when this bad boy hit the news stands. Good for you, Milton.

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