Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Pissed On A Cop And An X-Ray Machine While In The Drunk Tank

Posted: July 30, 2013 in Random Thought

The quickest way to piss off a cop may be pissing on one. Police in Gainesville, Fla., say a man arrested for driving without a license wound up peeing on both an X-ray machine and a cop at the local jail, The Gainesville Sun reported. Raymond Lawhorn, 34, was pulled over at around 10:30 p.m. Sunday after cops say he plowed into a police cruiser. Lawhorn allegedly told officers he had no driver’s license. Officers brought him to the Alachua County Jail, where he “pulled his penis out of his pants and began urinating on the floor, an X-ray machine and a detention officer,” according to a report obtained by The Independent Florida Alligator. Lawhorn was charged with battering detention facility staff, resisting an officer without violence and driving on a permanently-revoked license.

This guy’s stupid yadda, yadda, yadda. Whatever. This story just brought up a question in my head. I mean, clearly Raymond Lawhorn was hammered and couldn’t hold it in anymore so he said fuck the po-lice I’ma piss on y’all. So what’s worse: having to hold in a huge piss when you’re drunk or having to hold in a shit? Right off the bat it seems like an easy answer. It’s obviously worse having to hold in a shit. But honestly, think about it. When you’re holding in a shit, it usually ends up coming and going in waves. You’ll feel horrible for 5 minutes but once you push through that agony where you think your ass is gonna explode, you’re usually OK for the next 5-10 minutes before it comes back again. On the flip side, holding in a drunk piss doesn’t stop until you drain the lizard. It’s a constant feeling of uncomfortableness and you feel like your bladder will explode. Call me feminine but I think I’d rather hold in the shit. Then again, you can hop out and piss anywhere. Literally anywhere. But you can’t shit anywhere. I’m torn but I still think holding in a drunk piss is worse.

What does everyone think? Piss or shit?

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