Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman Who Was Sentenced To 25 Years In Jail After Getting Caught Being DP’d By A Gun And Some Meth While In Prison?

Posted: July 11, 2013 in Random Thought

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Women are full of secrets. Christie Harris, who was caught in jail this March with a loaded gun in her vagina and meth in her butt has been sentenced to 25 years in prison, according to The Smoking Gun. The Ada, Okla. woman pleaded no contest last week to charges including methamphetamine possession with intent to distribute, gun possession by a convicted felon and bringing contraband into jail. Harris was arrested in March, after a drug dog led cops to her car and a search of the vehicle uncovered meth, drug paraphernalia and a semi-automatic pistol. While in jail, Harris told the female officer she did not want to lower her underwear for a contraband search because “she was on her period,” according to a police report. She ended up complying, though, and the officer noticed “a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area.” That item turned out to be a loaded 5-shot revolver. “It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded firearm,” Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross told KFOR.If it goes off, it’s only going one place.” The officer also “retrieved from Christie’s buttock, two clear baggies containing a large amount of a crystal substance.” That crystal substance turned out to be meth.

First off, can women please stop it with the “I’m on my period” excuse? It doesn’t give you a free pass to do and say whatever the fuck you want to anyone that crosses you during that time. You’re on your period for a total of what, 5 days a month? Over the course of a month I probably feel like I have to diarrhea for a total of 48 hours, and I’m most definitely hungover for more than three days. But I suck it up, get back in the game and pretend like nothing’s bothering me because nobody likes someone who bitches all the time.

Now, on to Miss Christine Harris. One thing you can say about drug addicts and criminals is they’ve got some serious heart. Most women will put a dick in their vagina maybe three times a month, and one in their ass on a special occasion like a birthday or anniversary. But Christine Harris? She wanted the ultimate. Double Pennie baby. And not just any DP, she stuck a loaded fucking gun up in that puss and a bag of meth in her ass. You think your dick’s shooting bullets after a week not jerking it? Psh. You want some of that Christine Harris pussy you best come strapped to the fuckin T. Glock in the box and a dick in the ass. That’s how she rolls.

Also, news reporter kinda killed it when he called it a caboose pistol and then said he knows someone who could fit a machine gun up there. I laughed.

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