Does This Look Like The Face Of A Dude Who Cheated On His Girlfriend And Then Wore This Sign In The Middle Of The Mall As Punishment While Also Being Forced To Collect 500 Signatures?

Posted: July 9, 2013 in Random Thought

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(FYI the sign says “I cheated on my amazing, beautiful, wonderful girlfriend of 3 years and this is my punishment.”)

I’m gonna go out on a limb and assume this dude’s girlfriend gives an A+ Blowie. I don’t see any other reason this guy would put himself through this. People always say men will do crazy things for love. Fuck that. Love can only satisfy you for so long. It runs its course eventually. BJ’s though? They’re timeless. A woman never loses those skills and men never lose the drive to receive one. Some girls just have that natural God given ability to gobble a dick. Think hard and I’m sure you can recall the best blow job you ever got or at least the girl who was the best at it. Girl I used to work with in college would blow me in her car after our shift. At the time I didn’t realize it, but I’m 100% confident I’ll never get better head again in my life. She worked my dong like she was trying to breathe life into it. Still refer to her as the Queen B.J. Still get stiffys thinking about it. Ah nostalgia.

Now if you’ll excuse me…

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